Ben gave me this idea:
1 - I love the 3rd trimester of pregnancy! I feel so energized.
2 - Thank you for dropping your dirty clothes right in front of the laundry hamper instead of IN the laundry hamper. I haven't had enough exercise today. (OK, I have said that - SARCASTICALLY!!)
3 - No, really, can't we take all the kids out on our date? It would be so fun.
4 - Of course I'll bring your lunch to school even though I asked you if it was in your bag before scripture study and again just as you left for school and you said it was.
5 - We'd love to organize a cleanup after you move all your stuff out, just leave all your trash and mess and don't even think about lifting a finger to help, we love to serve. We won't even care if you are home.
6 - Thanks for not brushing and flossing regularly, it really doesn't matter cause our insurance covers cavities 100%.
Anyone else?
17 comments:
1. I love driving to work 48 miles each way!
2. Sure, Vance Take the Car!
3. Sure guys, turn the AC down to 76. It's ok
4. Wow A full tank of gas!
5. Don't worry Stacy, I already did the dishes. (maybe I should)
BONUS: Stacy is lazy,(NEVER!)
1. No honey, it's my turn to change her poopy diaper!
2. Don't bother with those. Go sit on the couch and watch T.V. while I clean up after this meal that took me 2 hours to make.
3. Brownies and vanilla ice cream? No thanks.
4. Why don't you start another project? Maybe one I'll have to help with and finish? Sounds fun.
5. Could you please be a little more shrill when you scream?
6. I don't really watch T.V. and movies. I'd rather read a book.
Good ones guys!
I thought of #7: No more diet pepsi for me, No reason to stay up because everything on my "to do" list has been crossed off today.
1. I'm so happy you're going to be on another campout/meeting. It means more bonding time for me and the kids.
2. You don't want to take a nap? That's okay. Stay up and play as long as you'd like.
3. My favorite part of childbirth is the afterbirth pains. It means everything's "squeezing" back like it's supposed to.
4. I'd love to run a marathon with you.
5. I'm so glad you woke up at 5:00 am. I love getting my day off to an early start.
6. Nothing gives me more satisfaction than paying $4/gallon to fill up my gas tank.
1. Sure! Kiss your boyfriend in front of me all you want. Mom's LOVE that.
2. I can drive you 20 miles to "hang out" and come back for you in 3 hours since I have this cool money tree in the backyard.
3. Boys and girls are the same.
4. I love turning socks back the way they are supposed to be after they are washed and all the dirt falls out on the clean clothes.
5. Come home whatever time you want. I don't mind staying up worrying about you at all.
6. I love the summer's in AZ.
**Can you tell I have teens?**
I love the money tree comment! Perfect!! I also love Randa's shrill when you scream comment. Here's #8 along those same lines:
8 - I love it when you whine, it means I am slowly going to give into your demands.
Okay, I LOVE this post, especially about the one saying to leave your mess and don't worry about it, we love to serve. Hee! Hee! That's a crack up.
1.) Sure neighbors, you can play your foul music as loud as you want. My kids totally won't pick up on it.
2.) I don't gain any weight when I eat junk food! It's a miracle!
3.) Sure Ella, paint your bedroom with your dirty diaper all you want! I encourage an artistic atmosphere around here.
4.) It's so awesome when I open my backdoor and a million flies come swarming in.
Hey stacy remember me the other Katie Johnson? I came across your blog and wanted to say hi! Wow that's really cool about your baby!
Are you still relief society pres?
I miss living in the hood. Hope all is going well. Come visit my blog.
1. Have all the snacks you want...even if you didn't eat any of your breakfast!
2. If I tell you "no", just go ahead and ignore me. I really don't mean it.
3. Wiggle and squirm all you want while I am trying to change your diaper...it makes my job easier!
4. No thanks, I am on a diet.
1. NO, I don't mind if your teenagers smoke pot in your back yard. I love the smell as it drifts into my house and it's totally legal.
2. Sure, crazy neighbor. Come over and ring my door bell 8 more times today. I enjoy the company. Heck. If I don't answer the door, feel free to peek over the fence a few times.
3. I absolutely enjoy changing your 4 year old's diaper since you are too lazy to potty train. Don't even worry about it.
4. I love to pay my bills. It's such a rush.
5. Sure, Emma go and punch your big sister one more time. I love to hear her cry and whine.
6. I could listen to your baby scream and cry all day long.
1. I am so excited to clean my house today! Let's get started!
2. Teaching Gospel Doctrine is so relaxing.
3. I can't stand sugar.
4. I feel so thin and in shape, maybe I'll go run a mile.
5. Nash please put your elbows in my tummy and push. While you're at it will you please kick me while I am changing your diaper? I am sure it adds to your sibling's development and my comfort. : )
(I LOVE YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE CLEANING...kills me)
1. Thaks for letting me take a nap.
2. Sure, we can go buy you whatever you want. I'm here to make your every wish come true!
3. Thanks for cleaning your room without me asking!
4. This house is so quiet!
5. No, I'm not going to lose my mind.
I love all of them!!!
1.Sure you can have a snack. Dinner is not going to be done for a whole 5 minutes. You so won't make it that long. Can a make a suggestion? How about a handful of cookies? .......Right
Hilarious!!!
Ok,downstairs neighbor... I will walk on egg shells to be sure not to disturb you at 2:00 in the after noon....Im sorry we are the ones waking you up at 4 am
We will try not to get up in the middle of the night to pee since it disturbs you so much!!!
Can I have my own house yet???
1. Go ahead and use most of your vacation time on the Super Activity! I don't need a vacation. Everyday is a day at the beach!
2. No, I don't work. I'm just a stay at home mom.
3. Scream a little louder please! I love the attention while at the grocery store.
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