10. Now I have "free time" to figure out what to do with all the "free time" everybody thinks I am going to have.
9. I can drive my golf cart around the neighborhood just for fun, you know, joyriding.
8. I don't have to wear my "uniform" to RS events anymore. I might just show up in my sweatpants:)
7. I don't have to listen to anymore good news minutes about annual doctor exams.
6. I might have time to actually get my own Visiting Teaching done every month.
5. I will have time to re-learn my kids names.
4. My children won't call me Sister Johnson when I'm wearing a skirt/dress.
3. I won't be embarrassed of my Diet Pepsi habit.
2. I can un-memorize the Bishop's cell phone number, home number, and e-mail address.
And the number one reason I'm glad I'm not the RS President anymore...
1. I can start cussing again!!
20 comments:
You crack me up! We will miss you as the R.S. Pres but I'm glad you get to cuss again! ;)
did you have to stop cursing as RS president? i never got that memo as president. let go of the guilt. in your newly found spare time. haha
I did a top 10 list today too. Great minds think alike. :) Hooray for more free time!
who knew all the personal sacrifices you were making daily - especially with the cussing thing. since, I'm not the president I think these rules become void. Sweet!
you are so funny Stacy! this is why i love ya! glad you get a bit of freedom back and just watch your tounge around me...my virgin ears:) lol! what are they having you do now in your ward anything yet?
That is too funny! I had no Idea you got released. Who is the new lucky woman?
Stacy, could you meet with me this sunday? please bring your temple recommend as well. thanks, your Bishop. HA!!!!
Oh, were we not supposed to cuss while we were in the presidency? Whoops. I must have missed that section in the handbook....
I forgot to mention that my family is also going to go back to their actual personalities during sacrament meeting, please be prepared for fighting, crying,and constant bathroom and water breaks. They are done pretending they are really that good just to protect their mother.
FYI - Kristy H. is the new Pres. She will be awesome, but I don't think she is a blogger, so you are all safe from her stalking you, she might actually come and visit you in your home, the old fashioned way.
I have never known a RS pres that didnt need to cuss sometime or another? lol You are great!!!!!
Keep up the cursin'!!
That is so you! Dont let her post fool you - her kids are pretty close to perfect in church still. It is depressing to watch. Chhh Chhh CHhh Chhangesss! We will all miss you. It will be nice to get to know Kristi.
Hey, Stace- no one is safe, she does read blogs (even though I don't think she has one yet) so we all have to be on our best behavior still. :)
Of course, I think I am still allowed to curse on my blog and for some reason the reverance bus does not stop at our house on Sundays, so we never actually get on the "reverance ride" on Sundays. I think Donny is worse than the girls, though.
So does this mean more sweats and bandanas again? j/k
Only to enrichment meetings and voter registration drives on the side of the road (if you saw me yesterday, you'd know what I'm talking about).
You were awesome!! I am glad you were my RS pres. You handled that busy schedule sooo well. They will probably find a another wonderful place for you all to soon.
Um I am voting for you to get put in NURSERY!!! SWEET!
Yeah, you should totally do nursery now....We could swap stories and ideas for singing time! (yeah, Nursery Coordinator is my new calling)
I should totally do a top ten....but what would I do it about?
Oh yeah, Tag - You're it!
Love ya!
do you need me to name off the kids for you? just for a reference of course...
(that one was my favorite!)
Thanks for keeping it real Stacy. You are so funny.
You are so hilarious! My favorite is the cussing. I don't think that I've ever heard you cuss in my life. Have fun with all of your "free time."
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